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Booze Haiku XXI

February 27th, 2009

my liver's awesome it's like Rocky Balboa swollen and bleeding

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Booze Haiku XX

February 26th, 2009

I once changed my shirt drunkenly, in a phone booth then I tried to fly

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Booze Haiku XIX

February 25th, 2009

In prison toilets Old juice becomes pseudo-wine called, “Carlo Rossi”

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Booze Haiku XVIII

February 24th, 2009

Through punctuation "No more shots for me" turns to "No, more shots for me!"

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Booze Haiku XVII

February 23rd, 2009

drunk fingers fumble tumbling red wave and a crash sneaky wine glasses

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Booze Haiku XVI

February 22nd, 2009

5 beers in bladder 10 minute taxi ride home a race against time

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Booze Haiku XV

February 21st, 2009

10am, you’re drunk and you’re not in Las Vegas time to rethink things

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