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Booze Haiku XLIII

March 31st, 2009
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well drinks = cheap happy hour = all night pants = bathroom

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Booze Haiku XLII

March 30th, 2009
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beer pong conundrum winning equals less drinking should I throw the game?

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Booze Haiku XLI

March 27th, 2009
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tonic water sucks it's like spoiled club soda but you go ahead

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Booze Haiku XL

March 26th, 2009
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what do you mean, "choose"? Bud Light, Coors Light, or Miller? what's the difference?

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Booze Haiku XXXIX

March 25th, 2009
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a dry chardonnay if you drink from the bottle it's kinda hardcore

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Booze Haiku XXXVIII

March 24th, 2009
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if you do a shot and then make a funny face it's fine, we all do

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Booze Haiku XXXVII

March 23rd, 2009
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peeing in your pants does not define who you are it's what you do next

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