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Archive for April, 2009

Booze Haiku LXV

April 30th, 2009

keg stand inventor we salute you each party you crazy bastard

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Booze Haiku LXIV

April 29th, 2009

wine tasting for hours goes past "tasting" to "drinking" then "sweet red puking"

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Booze Haiku LXIII

April 28th, 2009

the sport "Bocce Ball" basically public drinking with dangerous objects

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Booze Haiku LXII

April 27th, 2009

if you leave the girl

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Booze Haiku LXI

April 24th, 2009

in your drunken dream you're cold, then suddenly warm you know what happened

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Booze Haiku LX

April 23rd, 2009

if it's closing time and she's still there, and standing hey, you're halfway there

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Booze Haiku LIX

April 22nd, 2009

 spelling Heineken it's hard, but when super drunk so is Miller Lite

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