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Booze Haiku LXXX

May 22nd, 2009
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cheap booze is not bad except for cheap rum, fuck that serious, it's nasty

Drunken Master Booze Haikus , ,

Booze Haiku LXXIX

May 20th, 2009
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it's the blood of christ so why should I sip it slow? god loves a chugger

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Booze Haiku LXXVIII

May 19th, 2009
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why all the bright lights? too many free drinks to count must be in Vegas

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Booze Haiku LXXVII

May 18th, 2009
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Cindo de Mayo! where non-tequila drinkers puke for the first time

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Booze Haiku LXXVI

May 15th, 2009
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that's not real absinthe it's just really strong liquor which I can support

Drunken Master Booze Haikus , ,

Booze Haiku LXXV

May 14th, 2009
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what's the difference between boating and parties one of them's on land

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Booze Haiku LXXIV

May 13th, 2009
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cheap beer, it's tricky you want flavor AND value just kidding, who cares.

Drunken Master Booze Haikus