Booze Haiku LXXIV

May 13th, 2009

cheap beer, it's tricky you want flavor AND value just kidding, who cares.

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Booze Haiku LXXIII

May 12th, 2009

free drinks and bright lights drunken bachelorette parties god I love Vegas

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Booze Haiku LXXII

May 11th, 2009

trucker and hipsters nothing in common at all except PBR

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Booze Haiku LXXI

May 8th, 2009

I love a dance club because I love slow service and having to yell

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Booze Haiku LXX

May 7th, 2009

we've all heard rumors Corona's mexican piss the lime offsets it

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Booze Haiku LXIX

May 6th, 2009

Peach Schnapps by itself cock punch from Willy Wonka no really, it's gross

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Booze Haiku LXVIII

May 5th, 2009

5:00 P.M. the earliest time to drink (for hard alcohol)

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