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Booze Haiku LXXX

May 22nd, 2009

cheap booze is not bad except for cheap rum, fuck that serious, it's nasty

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Booze Haiku LXXIX

May 20th, 2009

it's the blood of christ so why should I sip it slow? god loves a chugger

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Booze Haiku LXXVIII

May 19th, 2009

why all the bright lights? too many free drinks to count must be in Vegas

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Booze Haiku LXXVII

May 18th, 2009

Cindo de Mayo! where non-tequila drinkers puke for the first time

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Booze Haiku LXXVI

May 15th, 2009

that's not real absinthe it's just really strong liquor which I can support

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Booze Haiku LXXIII

May 12th, 2009

free drinks and bright lights drunken bachelorette parties god I love Vegas

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Booze Haiku LXXI

May 8th, 2009

I love a dance club because I love slow service and having to yell

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