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Posts Tagged ‘Puke’

Booze Haiku LXXVII

May 18th, 2009

Cindo de Mayo! where non-tequila drinkers puke for the first time

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Booze Haiku LXIV

April 29th, 2009

wine tasting for hours goes past "tasting" to "drinking" then "sweet red puking"

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Booze Haiku L

April 9th, 2009

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Booze Haiku XXX

March 12th, 2009

the after party because everyone is drunk but hasn't puked yet

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Booze Haiku XXIII

March 3rd, 2009

if you have blacked out and you wake up and feel great you puked your ass off

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Booze Haiku XXII

March 2nd, 2009

 puking is a sign your body says "here's more space!" like fold down car seats

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Booze Haiku XIII

February 19th, 2009

I barfed in a shoe and it was like some huge deal stupid sushi place

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